Society

A COUPLE have permanently solved all of their relationship issues by having a baby, it has emerged.

NOBODY likes to hear ‘I told you so’, but everyone loves finding a way to say it.  

A DESPERATE middle-aged man is stopping traffic and banging on bonnets to warn innocent motorists about the traffic that awaits them on the M5.

A MIDDLE-CLASS couple spent a day out loudly asking their children whether they needed a wee or a poo in front of other people.

ARE you middle class and unsure how to interact with working class people? Don’t worry, here is a guide to their strange - and often frightening - ways.

GCSE grades used to be letters but are now numbers, because politicians like to fuck around and change stuff to feel important. But what do the new grades actually mean?

A COUPLE who describe themselves 'property developers' are actually just soulless bastards obsessed with money.

YOU wouldn’t be British if you didn’t scrawl furious notes and leave them under others’ windscreen wipers, but are they aggressive enough?

DO you love getting angry about millennials? Here are some things about them we’ve imagined which will make you despise them even more.

EXPERTS warning of a fall in house prices should be treated like wise sages while everyone else is ignored, Britain has decided.