Society

Best man's speech hits just the wrong note

A BEST man’s speech did not strike just the right balance between risque humour and poor taste, it has emerged.

Millennials want everything on a plate, says man who didn't pay for university

MILLENNIALS are guilty of wanting everything on a plate, according to a man who did not pay a penny to go to university.

Hero saves struggling pub chat with "Remember Thundercats?"

A MAN has been hailed a hero after saving an ailing pub conversation with the words “Remember Thundercats?”.

Man's actual f**king job is teaching kids to DJ and do graffiti

PEOPLE are finding it hard to believe how much a youth worker earns helping teenagers learn skills that are basically hobbies.

London pisses itself at Leeds' idea of a traffic jam

LONDON has almost wet itself laughing at the city of Leeds' idea of what constitutes a proper traffic jam.

The secret prison diary of Tommy Robinson, aged 35¾

TOMMY Robinson, EDL founder, 'political activist' and general nuisance about Muslims, has just been released on bail. Read these exclusive excerpts from his prison diary.

Couple sure everyone enjoyed that 25-minute baby story

A COUPLE are convinced their long and detailed baby story was both interesting and entertaining.

Nice man hates other nice men

A SELF-PROCLAIMED 'nice guy’ absolutely hates other nice men.

Guardian-reading Labour couple checking they're not Nazis

A MIDDLE-CLASS couple who are Labour party members are investigating whether they are vile anti-semites.

Not drinking bleach is 'Project Fear', says Brexiter

WARNINGS about anything are just scaremongering by cowardly Remainers, a Brexiter believes.