Society
A CARELESS child has failed to stop her mother from screaming in Tesco.
THE most popular activity on a stag weekend is to test the limits of a long-term friendship, according to new research.
A LANDLORD has confirmed that he will not allow pets but that a large hole in the roof does not infringe his strict rules.
A FIRST-YEAR student is assuming that any bus he cares to board will take him into the city centre.
A FATHER has abandoned plans to wear a ‘papoose’ baby carrier because it is ‘very badly designed’.
A NEW delivery service from Waitrose will bring your groceries into your house and pity you for your shallow, petit bourgeois aspirations.
DO you sometimes need to make a complaint but hate direct conflict like most British people? Here’s how to do it in a pathetic, passive-aggressive way.
A MAN who thinks he keeps winning arguments actually just shouts over everyone else until they give up.
A WOMAN who survived summer without ‘must-have’ items of clothing also plans to brave the winter with clothes she already owns.
A UNIVERSITY fresher has no idea how he became best friends with the first student he spoke to.