Society

Irresponsible child allowing mother to scream in supermarket

A CARELESS child has failed to stop her mother from screaming in Tesco.

Most popular stag-do activity is 'testing limits of friendship'

THE most popular activity on a stag weekend is to test the limits of a long-term friendship, according to new research.

Landlord won't allow pets but will allow f**k-off hole in roof

A LANDLORD has confirmed that he will not allow pets but that a large hole in the roof does not infringe his strict rules.

First year student assumes every bus goes to city centre

A FIRST-YEAR student is assuming that any bus he cares to board will take him into the city centre.

Father scraps plan to use baby carrier because it is ‘badly designed’

A FATHER has abandoned plans to wear a ‘papoose’ baby carrier because it is ‘very badly designed’.

New Waitrose delivery service will come into your house and sneer at it

A NEW delivery service from Waitrose will bring your groceries into your house and pity you for your shallow, petit bourgeois aspirations.

The British person's guide to making a complaint

DO you sometimes need to make a complaint but hate direct conflict like most British people? Here’s how to do it in a pathetic, passive-aggressive way.

Man confusing being right with being loud

A MAN who thinks he keeps winning arguments actually just shouts over everyone else until they give up.  

Woman who survived summer without must-have clothing also planning to soldier on through winter

A WOMAN who survived summer without ‘must-have’ items of clothing also plans to brave the winter with clothes she already owns.

University fresher wondering how first person he met became his best mate

A UNIVERSITY fresher has no idea how he became best friends with the first student he spoke to.