Society

A REMAINER is convinced Brexit will stop him having an amazing life in a different country even though he is extremely talentless.

ANGRY red-faced men are always criticising ‘snowflakes’ but are surprisingly easily triggered themselves. Why not set them off with these made-up ‘facts’?

A COFFEE shop owner is about to murder the Mac user who has bought one cup of tea in three hours, it has emerged.

MILLENNIALS are too busy penning scathing comment pieces about how angry they are at baby boomers to have sex, a new study has found.

BREXITERS keen on leaving the EU with no deal have been told to try walking away without a deal in their personal transactions and then report back. 

COCO the Coco Pops monkey has been freed, emaciated and blinking at the light, by campaigners from Amnesty International. 

A MAN who spent ages arguing with idiots online had forgotten that he does not actually need to do that.  

BRITONS must currently overcome 43 separate instincts in order to leave their beds, it has emerged.

RAIL victims have had a more efficient journey to work than normal by just walking along the tracks.

A PLEASANT couple suddenly become very cold and calculating when talking about their elderly parents’ deaths, friends have revealed.