Society
A WOMAN found herself trying to walk faster than someone behind her for no good reason, it has emerged.
A MAN thinks disliking popular stuff makes him interesting, it has emerged.
A WOMAN whose boyfriend claims he likes women who look ‘natural’ is going to stop washing her hair and shaving her toes, she has confirmed.
PEOPLE who are not interested in football have emerged from their underground shelters.
PASSENGERS on a train are rejoicing after a man desperately running to catch it failed to do so.
A WELSH football fan seems unwilling to join in with the English celebrations during the World Cup, leaving co-workers baffled.
A WOMAN getting a tattoo is absolutely sure she will regard it with thinly-concealed regret until she is old and grey, she has confirmed.
A MAN is cooking at a barbecue to avoid doing anything other than stand near hot meat drinking beer.
MOST social events are just people making loud noises at each other, experts have confirmed.
THE number of people outside enjoying the hot weather as opposed to slaving in a sweltering workplace is virtually nil.