Society

A CLASS of five-year-olds have been taken on a pitiful school trip that really was not worth the effort.

We’ve all asked ourselves - am I a regular twat or just a fan of the ridiculously upper-class sport polo? Take our test and find out.

NAIVE young people across the UK are thankful they are now permanently free from stress because their A-Levels are over.

THE slowdown in the property market has forced estate agents to move to properties they would describe as 'cosy and with bags of charm'.

THE worst prick from your school is now publicly calling himself an ‘influencer’, it has emerged.

A PICNIC has been ruined by taking place outside, sources have confirmed.

A WOMAN does that same fake smile in every photo despite wildly contrasting scenarios, it has emerged.

A COUPLE have grown apart after sharing a home for nearly an hour, it has emerged.

BEING obsessed with murderers is fine if you get the podcasts rather than the magazines, it has been confirmed.

LEARNER drivers have no excuse for not being very good at driving, other road users have claimed.