Society

ARE you middle class and unsure how to interact with working class people? Don’t worry, here is a guide to their strange - and often frightening - ways.

GCSE grades used to be letters but are now numbers, because politicians like to fuck around and change stuff to feel important. But what do the new grades actually mean?

A COUPLE who describe themselves 'property developers' are actually just soulless bastards obsessed with money.

YOU wouldn’t be British if you didn’t scrawl furious notes and leave them under others’ windscreen wipers, but are they aggressive enough?

DO you love getting angry about millennials? Here are some things about them we’ve imagined which will make you despise them even more.

EXPERTS warning of a fall in house prices should be treated like wise sages while everyone else is ignored, Britain has decided.

A WOMAN is convinced her donations to a charity shop are bringing joy to others, despite them just being rubbish she wants out of the house.

I BELIEVE now is the time to address the issue of A-levels being stupid bullshit, which has nothing to do with my somewhat underwhelming results of D, E, E and U.

A WOMAN dressing her dog up in human outfits is not doing too well, she has confirmed.

COLLEAGUES of a woman who is basically a slave to a vast evil corporation run by bastards have asked her why she’s being a bit moody.