Society

A MAN has realised that literally every action he takes is against his own better judgement.

A MIDDLE-AGED man feels illogically threatened by 13-year-olds larking about on BMXs as if they might do something terrible to him.

A CHILD who thought his parents were all-knowing, god-like beings has realised they are idiots.

AN URBAN homeowner is insisting he loves the graffiti that has appeared on his wall.

THERE has been a worrying increase in the number of annoying local eccentrics across the UK.

WE all love going to the supermarket, but are you doing all you can to annoy other shoppers? Read our guide and find out.

A MAN who nearly reached the top of the London property ladder is back at his parents’ after sliding down an enormous snake.

A PREGNANT woman struggling to deal with the heat is spearheading a ‘Don’t F**k In Autumn’ campaign to save others from suffering like she is.

THE UK is lamenting the start of Crocs season.

A WOMAN is panicking after finding out that her hairdresser is under no legal or ethical obligation to keep their conversations confidential.