Society

THE slowdown in the property market has forced estate agents to move to properties they would describe as 'cosy and with bags of charm'.

THE worst prick from your school is now publicly calling himself an ‘influencer’, it has emerged.

A PICNIC has been ruined by taking place outside, sources have confirmed.

A WOMAN does that same fake smile in every photo despite wildly contrasting scenarios, it has emerged.

A COUPLE have grown apart after sharing a home for nearly an hour, it has emerged.

BEING obsessed with murderers is fine if you get the podcasts rather than the magazines, it has been confirmed.

LEARNER drivers have no excuse for not being very good at driving, other road users have claimed.

THE heatwave sweeping Britain has triggered a little known Victorian-era by-law allowing the legal consumption of cannabis in beer gardens and outside pubs.

WITH A-levels coming to an end, you’ve suddenly got loads of time on your hands for self-absorbed teenage crap! Here are some ideas for activities.

A MAN is in a mood because his girlfriend has managed to have substantially more sexual partners than him.