Society

A MAN whose last fight was at primary school against a smaller boy believes he still has what it takes if shit went down.

A LIFELONG campaigner for gay rights has admitted he never expected the battle to become quite so cake-focused.

MOST of Britain is struggling to understand why a £6.8bn tunnel is being built to link Kent and Essex as the two are essentially identical. 

A YOUNG couple are celebrating taking out a terrifyingly huge loan that they will be paying off for the rest of their lives.

A CARELESS child has failed to stop her mother from screaming in Tesco.

THE most popular activity on a stag weekend is to test the limits of a long-term friendship, according to new research.

A LANDLORD has confirmed that he will not allow pets but that a large hole in the roof does not infringe his strict rules.

A FIRST-YEAR student is assuming that any bus he cares to board will take him into the city centre.

A FATHER has abandoned plans to wear a ‘papoose’ baby carrier because it is ‘very badly designed’.

A NEW delivery service from Waitrose will bring your groceries into your house and pity you for your shallow, petit bourgeois aspirations.