Society

A KID who didn't manage to fill his Panini Euro 2020 sticker album has been told that everything in adult life is going to be pretty much like that.

BRITAIN'S hipsters are making a nuisance of themselves by visiting seaside resorts to enjoy them ironically, it has emerged.

AN incredible half-mile of arcade tokens has won a thrilled child the incredible prize of a Chupa-Chup in their choice of flavour. 

A MIDDLE-AGED man who has a bottle of wine and a pudding with every meal feels he can criticise the younger generation because he owns a house and a BMW.

A WOMAN who is always impulsively sending embarrassing text messages lacks the excuse of being pissed, it has emerged.

A MAN cannot admit a TV show he was really into is actually quite shit without looking foolish, he has admitted.

CAMPING is only a holiday if your normal house is worse than a tent, it has been confirmed.

A COUPLE who have been together for five years have announced plans to try for a home extension.

WOMEN are much better at secretly masturbating than men, it has been claimed.

A MAN who claims that he is the one ‘wearing the trousers’ in his relationship is unable to wash his trousers without his wife’s help.