Society
TRANSPORT chiefs have confirmed that watching pornography on the bus is unacceptable unless it is a rail replacement bus.
A WOMAN has expressed deep concern after noticing a long list of real ale forums in her husbands internet search history.
A MAN has stumbled across a shoe suitable for a regular human being at TK Maxx.
FAILING to post a photo of every single vaguely pleasant moment of your life does not mean you are not having a good time, it has emerged.
A WELL-TO-DO man has amazed friends by being able to communicate with his builders as easily as if they were from his own social class.
A SINGLE dog turd has outmatched all predecessors by ruining the days of 18 different people.
A MAN has started another stupid fucking waste of time, he has confirmed.
THE annual festival of whinging about premature displays of Christmas goods in shops is getting earlier every year, it has been confirmed.
A MAN asked to 'move down' a packed tube carriage has pointed out there was nowhere for him to go without becoming extremely intimate with other people.
A CYCLIST approaching a busy city crossing decided to regard a red light as advice to bear in mind rather than an order to stop.