Society

BRITAIN’S parks have once again been visited by mythical laughing girls inviting men to join them for a light-hearted rounders match.

A MAN and a woman both consider themselves the good-looking one in their relationship.

TESCO has announced it will stop giving false hope to shoppers with ‘best before’ dates on food that is honestly appalling whenever.

MODERN friendships are based on overlapping tastes in TV, experts have confirmed.

A MAN who ridicules identity politics is also really worried about his British identity being erased, it has been emerged.

A QUITE frankly unimaginative boy has loudly declared that his favourite dinosaur is a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

NANS have decided to stop being racist following the royal wedding, they have confirmed.

ACROSS the country, British people are readying themselves for a once-in-a-lifetime fridge-cleaning moment.

A MAN who hates the ‘plastic surgery look’ is searching for a girlfriend who has extraordinarily large natural breasts.    

YOUNG people have been left confused by an obscure term used by financial experts called ‘savings’.