Society

A MAN has offered to help his friend move house so he can hold it against him forever, he has confirmed.

BRITAIN'S grandmothers are squinting and demanding to know what the words on your t-shirt mean.

DADS at school sports days across the UK are watching their dreams of raising a wealthy athlete wither and die.

A MAN is increasingly convinced that more than 10 years of his life have somehow passed too quickly, he has revealed.

A MIDDLE class family is excited to enter the social strata of people who pay to have their children’s schoolwork done for them.

A WOMAN who has a baby is being called ‘Mum’ by all medical professionals, family members, friends and strangers.

MEN who insist on dressing provocatively by wearing kilts are basically inviting people to stick cameras up them, it has been claimed.

IT is a mother’s duty to keep your grown-up children informed about dull things that don’t affect them. But are you passing on enough tedious information? Take our quiz.

FATHERS and sons across the UK are preparing for another awkward and superfluous ‘celebration’ of being closely related.

A QUICK-THINKING man has pushed the rubbish down in the bin again, saving everyone the hassle of changing it.