Society

A MAN doing a challenge for charity has really raised people’s awareness of how excellent he is.

ISLAMIC women’s clothing is somehow having a terrible effect on a white, mostly atheist family in Cheshire.

A MAN has admitted to chucking semi colons into emails willy-nilly without knowing what he is doing and just crossing his fingers that they are in the right place.  

A WOMAN has decided that a crowded train with constantly dropping signal is the perfect location to loudly conduct a deeply private phone conversation.

A BEST man’s speech did not strike just the right balance between risque humour and poor taste, it has emerged.

MILLENNIALS are guilty of wanting everything on a plate, according to a man who did not pay a penny to go to university.

A MAN has been hailed a hero after saving an ailing pub conversation with the words “Remember Thundercats?”.

PEOPLE are finding it hard to believe how much a youth worker earns helping teenagers learn skills that are basically hobbies.

LONDON has almost wet itself laughing at the city of Leeds' idea of what constitutes a proper traffic jam.

TOMMY Robinson, EDL founder, 'political activist' and general nuisance about Muslims, has just been released on bail. Read these exclusive excerpts from his prison diary.