Society

THE new Brexit 50p coin will be a vital weapon against the vermin trying to steal your meagre scraps, it has emerged.

A SCARY pub does karaoke every day from nine in the morning and all the locals seem to love it, it has emerged.

PARENTS who have banned their child from 'screen time' do not realise that they are raising a twat.

WEARING a poppy isn’t just about showing your respect, it’s also a chance for idiots to enjoy feeling furious. Here are some ‘controversies’ to get het up about.

A WEAKLING has turned his heating on before it has even hit November, it has emerged.

HAVE you risen to become part of the middle classes from earthy origins? Do you need to remind people of that at every opportunity? Here’s how.

TRANSPORT chiefs have confirmed that watching pornography on the bus is unacceptable unless it is a rail replacement bus.

A WOMAN has expressed deep concern after noticing a long list of real ale forums in her husbands internet search history.

A MAN has stumbled across a shoe suitable for a regular human being at TK Maxx.

FAILING to post a photo of every single vaguely pleasant moment of your life does not mean you are not having a good time, it has emerged.