Society

A TEENAGER whose life is a round of computer games and idle internet fixations is oblivious to the Victorian-style workplace hell that awaits him, it has emerged.

A BUILDER has raised £1,000 for charity by doing an eight-hour day without buggering off to the pub, it has been confirmed.

A MAN is celebrating a pay rise by buying slightly more costly versions of the same boring things, it has been confirmed.

A NEW couple just leaving the 'honeymoon phase' of their relationship are realising that they have no friends left.

A MAN doesn't give a shit about his friend's sponsored swim but just wants everyone to know he's got loads of cash, he has confirmed.

BRITAIN’S parks have once again been visited by mythical laughing girls inviting men to join them for a light-hearted rounders match.

A MAN and a woman both consider themselves the good-looking one in their relationship.

TESCO has announced it will stop giving false hope to shoppers with ‘best before’ dates on food that is honestly appalling whenever.

MODERN friendships are based on overlapping tastes in TV, experts have confirmed.

A MAN who ridicules identity politics is also really worried about his British identity being erased, it has been emerged.