Society

A DRIVER who overtakes as if he is in the Grand Prix invariably ends up at traffic lights just two cars ahead of people he has overtaken.  

AN attractive show-off is forcing her less sexy colleagues to do a naked charity stunt, it has emerged.  

ARE you a tiresome fucker with strong opinions on everything from higher education to pet care, despite knowing nothing about them? Take our quiz and find out.

A 24-YEAR-OLD has applauded a new plan to give her £10,000 and promised not to waste it on drugs, holidays, and drugs on holiday.

A DRINK at a local pub has been arranged without being discussed at length via a moronic Whatsapp group.

A COUPLE only see their friends so they can slag them off on the drive home, they have admitted.

A WOMAN does not actually have to give her candid opinion in a blunt and tactless way, it has emerged.

BRITONS are only able to express their true emotional state when a pub worker drops a tray of glasses, it has been confirmed.

A FOUR-YEAR-OLD who wanted a pet has been bought a goldfish as a stop-gap measure.

A VISIBLY moved pensioner has welcomed Britain’s new-found tolerance of bigoted attitudes.