Society

THE summer half-term break has provided parents with an insight into the horror show of looking after their children for a full six weeks.

A MAN who won £5.3 million in last week’s National Lottery has spent the lot taking himself and his family for a week in a Nottingham Center Parcs. 

A MAN queuing at a cafe has realised too late that it only sells vegan things which taste unpleasant.

A MAN has realised that literally every action he takes is against his own better judgement.

A MIDDLE-AGED man feels illogically threatened by 13-year-olds larking about on BMXs as if they might do something terrible to him.

A CHILD who thought his parents were all-knowing, god-like beings has realised they are idiots.

AN URBAN homeowner is insisting he loves the graffiti that has appeared on his wall.

THERE has been a worrying increase in the number of annoying local eccentrics across the UK.

WE all love going to the supermarket, but are you doing all you can to annoy other shoppers? Read our guide and find out.

A MAN who nearly reached the top of the London property ladder is back at his parents’ after sliding down an enormous snake.