Society

BRITAIN'S hipsters are making a nuisance of themselves by visiting seaside resorts to enjoy them ironically, it has emerged.

AN incredible half-mile of arcade tokens has won a thrilled child the incredible prize of a Chupa-Chup in their choice of flavour. 

A MIDDLE-AGED man who has a bottle of wine and a pudding with every meal feels he can criticise the younger generation because he owns a house and a BMW.

A WOMAN who is always impulsively sending embarrassing text messages lacks the excuse of being pissed, it has emerged.

A MAN cannot admit a TV show he was really into is actually quite shit without looking foolish, he has admitted.

CAMPING is only a holiday if your normal house is worse than a tent, it has been confirmed.

A COUPLE who have been together for five years have announced plans to try for a home extension.

WOMEN are much better at secretly masturbating than men, it has been claimed.

A MAN who claims that he is the one ‘wearing the trousers’ in his relationship is unable to wash his trousers without his wife’s help.

A MAN has proved he is extremely masculine and virile by driving slightly faster than another man, he feels.