Society

A MAN is oddly proud of himself after eating three reduced priced Easter Eggs in just over an hour.

A WOMAN has apparently taken it upon herself to find the most inappropriate places possible to take a baby, it has been confirmed.

A GROUP of friends are considering murdering a couple who keep going on about their slow internet connection.  

A NEW couple have vowed they will never turn into one of those awful couples who snap and shout at each other.  

A SALES assistant gives the impression he might turn violent if people do not buy the mobile phone he wants them to.  

A NEWLYWED couple who spent £25,000 on their wedding want someone to give them money for a house.

WOMEN’S pay is lagging decades behind men’s to remind them of when they were younger, bosses have claimed.

A COUPLE who read the Guardian have given their son a talk about anti-semitism for his birthday rather than a Playstation.

A WOMAN who has spent the last three years dating would rather just marry one of her relatives and be done with it, she has confirmed.

OVER 90 per cent of all fringes are instantly regretted, it has emerged.