Society

FATHERS and sons across the UK are preparing for another awkward and superfluous ‘celebration’ of being closely related.

A QUICK-THINKING man has pushed the rubbish down in the bin again, saving everyone the hassle of changing it.

A WOMAN who claims to be ‘so random’ is actually just a massive pain in the arse, her friends have confirmed.

LEGALISATION of cannabis would raise billions in tax, free up police resources and deprive criminal gangs of income. But let's pretend there's a bad side.

A WEIRD man has admitted that he is going to a music festival for the music.

AN 'old fashioned' man with strict beliefs about how the sexes should behave also enjoys wearing pink shirts.

SOME women have confirmed that another woman is 'a bit rough'.

THERE is widespread confusion over men's decision to start displaying their ankles, it has emerged.

THE North and South of Britain are to settle their grudges once and for all with a huge fist fight in neutral Birmingham.

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