Society

A QUITE frankly unimaginative boy has loudly declared that his favourite dinosaur is a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

NANS have decided to stop being racist following the royal wedding, they have confirmed.

ACROSS the country, British people are readying themselves for a once-in-a-lifetime fridge-cleaning moment.

A MAN who hates the ‘plastic surgery look’ is searching for a girlfriend who has extraordinarily large natural breasts.    

YOUNG people have been left confused by an obscure term used by financial experts called ‘savings’.  

WITH Meghan Markle’s father in Mexico, the actress has a tough choice to make about who will give her away. Here are the bookies’ favourites.  

ARE you a Guardian reader who’s secretly captivated by Harry and Meghan’s wedding? Here’s how to enjoy every moment while pretending not to.

THE government has put out the confusing message that Britons should drink extremely heavily this weekend but in a sensible way.  

PEOPLE should stop using the weird Americanism ‘so’ to start sentences, it has been decided.  

DO you live in fear of people finding out you are quite immature and just putting on a facade of being a proper grown-up with kids and stuff? Take our test and find out.