Society

A COUPLE who describe themselves 'property developers' are actually just soulless bastards obsessed with money.

YOU wouldn’t be British if you didn’t scrawl furious notes and leave them under others’ windscreen wipers, but are they aggressive enough?

DO you love getting angry about millennials? Here are some things about them we’ve imagined which will make you despise them even more.

EXPERTS warning of a fall in house prices should be treated like wise sages while everyone else is ignored, Britain has decided.

A WOMAN is convinced her donations to a charity shop are bringing joy to others, despite them just being rubbish she wants out of the house.

I BELIEVE now is the time to address the issue of A-levels being stupid bullshit, which has nothing to do with my somewhat underwhelming results of D, E, E and U.

A WOMAN dressing her dog up in human outfits is not doing too well, she has confirmed.

COLLEAGUES of a woman who is basically a slave to a vast evil corporation run by bastards have asked her why she’s being a bit moody.

PAIN-IN-THE-ARSE hotel guests are to be rated out of five in an attempt to improve the standard of their visits.

CHILDREN have been told to take it down a few notches and stop being so bloody melodramatic.