Society

A COUPLE have grown apart after sharing a home for nearly an hour, it has emerged.

BEING obsessed with murderers is fine if you get the podcasts rather than the magazines, it has been confirmed.

LEARNER drivers have no excuse for not being very good at driving, other road users have claimed.

THE heatwave sweeping Britain has triggered a little known Victorian-era by-law allowing the legal consumption of cannabis in beer gardens and outside pubs.

WITH A-levels coming to an end, you’ve suddenly got loads of time on your hands for self-absorbed teenage crap! Here are some ideas for activities.

A MAN is in a mood because his girlfriend has managed to have substantially more sexual partners than him.

A WOMAN who often says 'do you want to' is actually giving you an order, it has been confirmed.

THE Department of Education has confirmed that traditional English V-signs will be added to the National Curriculum to preserve our country’s heritage.

EVERYBODY in a business meeting was thinking about sex, it has emerged.

A PUB has been reduced to rubble after its landlord decided to host an Oxbridge improv group instead of showing England's World Cup game.