Society

WITH Meghan Markle’s father in Mexico, the actress has a tough choice to make about who will give her away. Here are the bookies’ favourites.  

ARE you a Guardian reader who’s secretly captivated by Harry and Meghan’s wedding? Here’s how to enjoy every moment while pretending not to.

THE government has put out the confusing message that Britons should drink extremely heavily this weekend but in a sensible way.  

PEOPLE should stop using the weird Americanism ‘so’ to start sentences, it has been decided.  

DO you live in fear of people finding out you are quite immature and just putting on a facade of being a proper grown-up with kids and stuff? Take our test and find out.

A MAN who dresses head to toe in Union Jacks is looking forward to being treated as if he were normal this weekend.

A 16-YEAR-OLD taking his GCSEs is confident that these are just mocks or a practice or something like that.

A MAN has reluctantly taken the word 'junglist' out of his dating profile.

BOOZY Club 18-30 package holidays are being updated for introspective, self-obsessed millennials, it has been confirmed.

EVERYONE in every conversation is actually just waiting for the other person to shut up so they can talk, research has found.