Society

WITH new sex slang popping up every day, are you up-to-date? Read our guide.

A MIDDLE-AGED dad has realised he will never recreate the joy of owning a dangerous catapult .

LONDON residents are moving in numbers to the north and Midlands in search of a simpler, purer way of being generally disliked.

A COUPLE have permanently solved all of their relationship issues by having a baby, it has emerged.

NOBODY likes to hear ‘I told you so’, but everyone loves finding a way to say it.  

A DESPERATE middle-aged man is stopping traffic and banging on bonnets to warn innocent motorists about the traffic that awaits them on the M5.

A MIDDLE-CLASS couple spent a day out loudly asking their children whether they needed a wee or a poo in front of other people.

ARE you middle class and unsure how to interact with working class people? Don’t worry, here is a guide to their strange - and often frightening - ways.

GCSE grades used to be letters but are now numbers, because politicians like to fuck around and change stuff to feel important. But what do the new grades actually mean?