Society
A MAN has realised it is June shortly followed by July which means he will have to go to loads of fucking weddings.
A MAN who claims to be 'a bit of a Luddite' is actually more a gobshite, it has emerged.
THE summer half-term break has provided parents with an insight into the horror show of looking after their children for a full six weeks.
A MAN who won £5.3 million in last week’s National Lottery has spent the lot taking himself and his family for a week in a Nottingham Center Parcs.
A MAN queuing at a cafe has realised too late that it only sells vegan things which taste unpleasant.
A MAN has realised that literally every action he takes is against his own better judgement.
A MIDDLE-AGED man feels illogically threatened by 13-year-olds larking about on BMXs as if they might do something terrible to him.
A CHILD who thought his parents were all-knowing, god-like beings has realised they are idiots.
AN URBAN homeowner is insisting he loves the graffiti that has appeared on his wall.
THERE has been a worrying increase in the number of annoying local eccentrics across the UK.