Society

CHILDREN at a Sunday school are asking their vicar more and more difficult questions about the Bible, none of which he seems able to answer.

THE apostrophe has been added to the list of endangered species in the UK.

A MAN whose last fight was at primary school against a smaller boy believes he still has what it takes if shit went down.

A LIFELONG campaigner for gay rights has admitted he never expected the battle to become quite so cake-focused.

MOST of Britain is struggling to understand why a £6.8bn tunnel is being built to link Kent and Essex as the two are essentially identical. 

A YOUNG couple are celebrating taking out a terrifyingly huge loan that they will be paying off for the rest of their lives.

A CARELESS child has failed to stop her mother from screaming in Tesco.

THE most popular activity on a stag weekend is to test the limits of a long-term friendship, according to new research.

A LANDLORD has confirmed that he will not allow pets but that a large hole in the roof does not infringe his strict rules.

A FIRST-YEAR student is assuming that any bus he cares to board will take him into the city centre.