Society

THE heatwave sweeping Britain has triggered a little known Victorian-era by-law allowing the legal consumption of cannabis in beer gardens and outside pubs.

WITH A-levels coming to an end, you’ve suddenly got loads of time on your hands for self-absorbed teenage crap! Here are some ideas for activities.

A MAN is in a mood because his girlfriend has managed to have substantially more sexual partners than him.

A WOMAN who often says 'do you want to' is actually giving you an order, it has been confirmed.

THE Department of Education has confirmed that traditional English V-signs will be added to the National Curriculum to preserve our country’s heritage.

EVERYBODY in a business meeting was thinking about sex, it has emerged.

A PUB has been reduced to rubble after its landlord decided to host an Oxbridge improv group instead of showing England's World Cup game.

A MAN has offered to help his friend move house so he can hold it against him forever, he has confirmed.

BRITAIN'S grandmothers are squinting and demanding to know what the words on your t-shirt mean.

DADS at school sports days across the UK are watching their dreams of raising a wealthy athlete wither and die.