Society

A MAN cannot admit a TV show he was really into is actually quite shit without looking foolish, he has admitted.

CAMPING is only a holiday if your normal house is worse than a tent, it has been confirmed.

A COUPLE who have been together for five years have announced plans to try for a home extension.

WOMEN are much better at secretly masturbating than men, it has been claimed.

A MAN who claims that he is the one ‘wearing the trousers’ in his relationship is unable to wash his trousers without his wife’s help.

A MAN has proved he is extremely masculine and virile by driving slightly faster than another man, he feels.  

A TEACHER who kept her temper with an outstandingly horrible adolescent girl for a full year has been rewarded with a £3 box of Maltesers.

MORE and more people are choosing ‘DIY’ funerals which are cheap but just as much fun as proper ones. Read our guide to burying yourself or loved ones on a budget.

A NEW generation of young people are rejecting sex, drugs and alcohol in favour of wanking on about their mature lifestyle in surveys.

A MAN who immediately tells people he does not believe in god or organised religion is not a barrel of laughs at social gatherings.