Society

THE prime minister has said that working-class people should be proud of the amusing garden gnomes they choose to decorate their homes with. 

A UNIVERSITY fresher is currently getting ready for the night out that will destroy her career in 10 years' time.

MAKING an unbelievably stupid statement just to be annoying is ‘starting a much-needed debate’, idiots have asserted.

A FAMILY who decided to dine together at the table for a change now have to crane their necks to watch Emmerdale.

A MAN who went on a rain-soaked camping trip at the weekend is telling colleagues as if he deserves sympathy. 

LONDON is shit, it has been confirmed.

THE neighbours, friends, and family of a couple who are moving house to be in an area with better schools have been told to fuck off and not come back.

A SCHOOL trip to somewhere not even far away costs they-are-taking-the-fucking-piss, parents have confirmed.

INTERACTING with your teenage son or daughter’s partner is a complex challenge for dads. Here’s how to make it less of a total disaster.

A MAN on a tube train has established himself as a powerful and sexually successful individual by spreading his legs quite far apart.