Society

A DAD has chosen saying 'series' instead of 'season' as his hill to die on, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who received a picture of a man's knob is still laughing about how pathetic it was, she has confirmed.

A WOMAN who clicks on the angry face emoji on Facebook after reading about terrible events feels she is doing everything she can to help.

PEOPLE who rent flats in London would begin to starve after roughly two days in the event of a no-deal Brexit.

PARENTS are taking the kids to the park this summer in the hope they get some uninterrupted time on their smart phone.

A KID who didn't manage to fill his Panini Euro 2020 sticker album has been told that everything in adult life is going to be pretty much like that.

BRITAIN'S hipsters are making a nuisance of themselves by visiting seaside resorts to enjoy them ironically, it has emerged.

AN incredible half-mile of arcade tokens has won a thrilled child the incredible prize of a Chupa-Chup in their choice of flavour. 

A MIDDLE-AGED man who has a bottle of wine and a pudding with every meal feels he can criticise the younger generation because he owns a house and a BMW.

A WOMAN who is always impulsively sending embarrassing text messages lacks the excuse of being pissed, it has emerged.