Society

HAVE you ever wondered what it’s like being a permanently furious middle-aged white man? Here gammon Roy Hobbs describes a typical day.

A CRYPTIC Facebook post about 'fake people' has failed to achieve a single reaction, it has been revealed.

A MAN who waves at every car that is the same make and colour as his is still at large, authorities have warned.

A FATHER has pranked his son by saying he's proud of him, it has been confirmed.

THE end of the six-week summer holiday has seen peaceable, happy commuters turn back into a bunch of psychotic bastards again.

DRINKERS at a normal pub have been left shocked after a man brazenly ordered a hot drink.

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A MIDDLE-AGED dad has realised he will never recreate the joy of owning a dangerous catapult .

LONDON residents are moving in numbers to the north and Midlands in search of a simpler, purer way of being generally disliked.