Society
THE youngest sibling in a family has an 85 per cent chance of being the most annoying dick in that family, studies have shown.
A WOMAN who really needed a coffee faced public humiliation after trying to order at a Waitrose cafe without a reusable cup.
IF you win the Lottery it’s traditional to make a series of terrible life decisions and somehow end up skint. Follow our guide to squandering your fantastic opportunity.
A MAN who has never given money to charity has decided there are worthier causes than Notre Dame Cathedral.
A MAN with a very high IQ score has not used his intelligence to realise that everyone would like him to shut the fuck up about it.
DO you struggle to get through a whole day with your children without dropping the F-bomb on the little shits? Read our guide.
ARE you totally confused by the ‘culture war’ people keep talking about? Here we explain this enormous load of bollocks in detail.
A NEW form of cosplay encourages millennials to dress up as homeowners.
FAMILIES have joined together to sing jolly little songs about the time a man was brutally nailed to a cross.
MIDDLE CLASS people will spend the summer protesting about things to prove they are not typically middle class.