Society

LONDON estate agents can see no reason why depressing bedsits in Clapham are not meeting their £1m valuations. 

THE last person to still use two spaces after a full stop has died, it has been confirmed.

A BORDER terrier has been chosen to head up a street’s Neighbourhood Watch committee.

NO-ONE is quite sure what a middle-aged man plans to do with the dozens of plastic tubs he has been saving from Indian takeaways.

A MOTHER-OF-TWO has received her seventh Mother’s Day card in a row based on the theme of  'handprints'.

A COUPLE believe they must be living below a massive, unemployed shire horse that is permanently drunk.

A WOMAN has taken a punt on saying ‘yes’ to a question that she completely missed.

A WOMAN believes feminism is about endlessly discussing her problems from a vaguely female perspective.

A SELF-confessed ‘grammar Nazi’ has forever lost the right to correct others after misusing an apostrophe one time.

WOMEN are forced to do at least six things at a time because no one else actually does anything, it has been confirmed.