Society

A COUPLE who read the Guardian have given their son a talk about anti-semitism for his birthday rather than a Playstation.

A WOMAN who has spent the last three years dating would rather just marry one of her relatives and be done with it, she has confirmed.

OVER 90 per cent of all fringes are instantly regretted, it has emerged.

A COUPLE whose love life has waned dramatically have watched a televised sex scene in silence.

A POSTMAN in Gloucester strongly suspects he is delivering a sex toy.

A COUPLE who spent the weekend in a camper van with their children have realised it is basically a punishment cell on wheels.

EVERY single person in a cocktail bar is hoping that the cocktail barman hurts himself, it has been revealed.

JESUS has revealed that the whole thing with his betrayal, crucifixion and death was just an elaborate April Fool prank on his disciples.

BRITONS have been thrilled to receive what amounts to three bars’ worth of chocolate.

A GRANDMOTHER’S advice on everything from cooking to men is complete bollocks, it has emerged.