Society

A WOMAN has realised her entire love life has just been her enjoying her own company in front of a succession of tedious men.

A WOMAN has made the drunken decision that she can trim her own fringe just as well as any fancy hairdresser.

WOMEN sick of being criticised for all of their life choices, have told everyone to go fuck themselves.

A SCHOOL is investigating a teacher who said he ‘learns more from the kids’ than they do from him, amid fears he is completely unqualified.  

A MEDIA watchdog has ruled that giving a rabid Australian complete control of Britain for the last four decades was not in the public interest.

A TEENAGER has aroused the suspicion of his parents after emerging from his bedroom in an uncharacteristically good mood.

A WOMAN who assumes her colleague has a melon for a brain has asked her if she is looking forward to the Royal Weddings.

BOYFRIENDS are more than happy to sleep without a duvet and enjoy being absolutely freezing every night, it has been confirmed.

A MAN who constantly posts his opinions on the internet does not seem to realise his spelling undermines his credibility.

PARENTS are urging their children to learn difficult hobbies so they can laugh at their pathetic efforts, it has emerged.