Society

A COMMON couple are celebrating the birth of their third child.

THE annual conflict over what temperature the air conditioning should be set at has begun in offices across Britain.  

Let’s face it, Prince William’s best man speech has pretty much written itself. Here are some likely extracts.

AFTER two days of 'posh woman has the baby', a man has realised he actually misses news about Brexit.

A MAN who asked his son’s girlfriend if she was going to stay for ‘Netflix and chill’ with the family has made everyone present want to curl up and die.

PARENTS only have a third baby in case the first two turn out to be dicks, it has been confirmed.

AN A-Level student has claimed his coursework has been hacked by Russians and turned into a paltry mess of ill thought out ideas.

THE new Royal baby born on St George’s Day will be possessed with the spirit of King Arthur and is fated to save England, unless it turns out to be a girl.

A MAN’S bank that was incredibly welcoming and friendly has suddenly turned nasty over the relatively trivial matter of a £15,000 loan.  

A MIDDLE-CLASS man cannot prevent himself putting on a strange working-class accent when he meets people who do physical work.