Society

A WOMAN believes feminism is about endlessly discussing her problems from a vaguely female perspective.

A SELF-confessed ‘grammar Nazi’ has forever lost the right to correct others after misusing an apostrophe one time.

WOMEN are forced to do at least six things at a time because no one else actually does anything, it has been confirmed.

A WOMAN is becoming increasingly annoyed by her parents believing every bit of nonsense they hear on the radio.

A MAN who went on the March 4 Women has confirmed he is heroic.

BRITAIN’S highest-ranking boy racer council will this weekend decide whether Mazdas are cool.

SCHOOL closures have turned World Book Day into World Shut Up And Put Something Else On Netflix I’m Trying To Work Day, parents have confirmed.

SNOWBOUND workers across Britain have encountered the Jeremy Kyle Show for the very first time.

SCIENTISTS have revealed the only baby name it is still safe to laugh at.

A WARPED individual habitually makes cups of tea in a microwave, it has been confirmed.