Society

A FAMILY is trying to work out why none of them want to touch the hard-boiled sweets in a bowl at their gran’s house.

A WOMAN committed to finding a deeper meaning in life does so in extreme luxury with numerous trips to exotic places, it has emerged.

A MAN who covered up the logo on his laptop is definitely sticking it to the man, he has confirmed.

A WOMAN who thought adult life would be exciting spends more time smelling things before putting them in the washing machine than she would like.

A STRESSED woman is certain that a very strong coffee will make her feel more relaxed.

A WOMAN is overjoyed at being described as 'low-maintenance'.

A GROUP of high-ranking London twats has met to discuss which provincial towns they can move to and ruin.

A MAN is oddly proud of himself after eating three reduced priced Easter Eggs in just over an hour.

A WOMAN has apparently taken it upon herself to find the most inappropriate places possible to take a baby, it has been confirmed.

A GROUP of friends are considering murdering a couple who keep going on about their slow internet connection.