Society

BOYFRIENDS are more than happy to sleep without a duvet and enjoy being absolutely freezing every night, it has been confirmed.

A MAN who constantly posts his opinions on the internet does not seem to realise his spelling undermines his credibility.

PARENTS are urging their children to learn difficult hobbies so they can laugh at their pathetic efforts, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who drives a large 4x4 cannot believe there are so many inconsiderate people using the roads at the same time as her.

TWO men have sharply rebuked each other for enjoying a sexist joke with what appeared to be a high five.  

THE odour of high-strength cannabis on a local bus was especially pungent this morning, it has been confirmed.

A MIDDLE aged father of three has managed to sing along incorrectly to every line of a song on the car radio.

A BORED five-month-old child wants his mother to return to work, insisting has never really seen himself as a 'stay at home baby'.

THE secret to a successful relationship is knowing when your partner is wrong and making sure they and everyone else know it, experts have confirmed.