Society
A MAN’S bank that was incredibly welcoming and friendly has suddenly turned nasty over the relatively trivial matter of a £15,000 loan.
A MIDDLE-CLASS man cannot prevent himself putting on a strange working-class accent when he meets people who do physical work.
IT is a bad idea to put evidence of crimes, cheating the system and extramarital affairs on Facebook, morons have been advised.
A NEW study has revealed that ‘mate’ is often used as verbal camouflage by people who think the person they are addressing is a twat or worse.
TEACHERS at a primary school are sad to see yet another middle-class child who has been given a ridiculous name.
NO ONE can avoid getting older, but you can pretend to be 25 when you’re in your mid-40s and beyond. So which desperate, embarrassing measures are you opting for?
A WOMAN does not think her children are destined for greatness and will just be glad if they are not twats.
A STUDENT has announced that she will be spending the next two-and-a-half months completing three full years of work, as planned.
A RECORD number of embarrassed British people are pretending to be foreign.
DICTIONARIES have admitted defeat and announced that from now on ‘lose’ will be spelt ‘loose’.