Society
A BORDER terrier has been chosen to head up a street’s Neighbourhood Watch committee.
NO-ONE is quite sure what a middle-aged man plans to do with the dozens of plastic tubs he has been saving from Indian takeaways.
A MOTHER-OF-TWO has received her seventh Mother’s Day card in a row based on the theme of 'handprints'.
A COUPLE believe they must be living below a massive, unemployed shire horse that is permanently drunk.
A WOMAN has taken a punt on saying ‘yes’ to a question that she completely missed.
A WOMAN believes feminism is about endlessly discussing her problems from a vaguely female perspective.
A SELF-confessed ‘grammar Nazi’ has forever lost the right to correct others after misusing an apostrophe one time.
WOMEN are forced to do at least six things at a time because no one else actually does anything, it has been confirmed.
A WOMAN is becoming increasingly annoyed by her parents believing every bit of nonsense they hear on the radio.
A MAN who went on the March 4 Women has confirmed he is heroic.