Society

TWO men have sharply rebuked each other for enjoying a sexist joke with what appeared to be a high five.  

THE odour of high-strength cannabis on a local bus was especially pungent this morning, it has been confirmed.

A MIDDLE aged father of three has managed to sing along incorrectly to every line of a song on the car radio.

A BORED five-month-old child wants his mother to return to work, insisting has never really seen himself as a 'stay at home baby'.

THE secret to a successful relationship is knowing when your partner is wrong and making sure they and everyone else know it, experts have confirmed.

A MAN has bought a personalised number plate to let everyone know how amazing he is.

A MAN has been forced to completely rethink how he talks to women after being told he should not be so patronising.

MEN are being subjected to a witch hunt according to a man who would have burnt a woman at the stake 400 years ago for turning down his sexual advances.

THE traditional British V-sign is being undermined by the transatlantic 'middle finger' type of hand abuse, it has been claimed.