Society

THERE has been a worrying increase in the number of annoying local eccentrics across the UK.

WE all love going to the supermarket, but are you doing all you can to annoy other shoppers? Read our guide and find out.

A MAN who nearly reached the top of the London property ladder is back at his parents’ after sliding down an enormous snake.

A PREGNANT woman struggling to deal with the heat is spearheading a ‘Don’t F**k In Autumn’ campaign to save others from suffering like she is.

THE UK is lamenting the start of Crocs season.

A WOMAN is panicking after finding out that her hairdresser is under no legal or ethical obligation to keep their conversations confidential.

A MAN carrying flowers has prompted speculation about whether he is a sensitive romantic or a lying, cheating sack of shit.

A WOMAN who already pressed the crossing button is annoyed at a second woman for pressing it again.

A HIPSTER has disgusted even himself with his latest affectation of smoking a pipe.

A MARRIED couple have admitted their evening out yesterday was a let-down compared to that time in 2005.