Society

A MAN has bought a personalised number plate to let everyone know how amazing he is.

A MAN has been forced to completely rethink how he talks to women after being told he should not be so patronising.

MEN are being subjected to a witch hunt according to a man who would have burnt a woman at the stake 400 years ago for turning down his sexual advances.

THE traditional British V-sign is being undermined by the transatlantic 'middle finger' type of hand abuse, it has been claimed.

OVERWEIGHT middle-aged men who the army could not use even to soak up bullets have demanded recruitment ads be aimed directly at them. 

A WOMAN applying make-up on a train is receiving moody stares from a man who has been scratching his balls throughout the journey.

A DOG believes his dream about chasing rabbits must have some sort of deep hidden meaning.

A GROUP of happy-looking new mothers in a cafe spent the morning exchanging experiences of labour so horrific they make Saw V sound like Mary Poppins.

A MAN who is in first place in his office’s Fantasy Premier League is also in last place for amount of work done, it has emerged.

A WOMAN has gone on a shopping trip so her pet cat can enjoy a bit of alone time, she has admitted.