Society

STUDENTS returning home for Christmas may have become pretentious twats with silly clothes and provocative beliefs, universities have warned.

SIMPLY throwing all Christmas cards into the bin unopened could save you up to four hours this Christmas, it has been claimed.

A GANG of six-year-old atheists is plotting to sabotage a school nativity play with a foul-mouthed attack on religion.

A CAT has been left humiliated after he defecated in his owner’s garden but was unable to bury it.

A GUARDIAN-LOVING family has made a snow individual who is not constrained by gender boundaries.

MEN are split over where a full embrace is really an appropriate way to greet other males.

A MAN’S difficult journey through snow and ice to work has already taken on all the epic qualities of a Viking saga, colleagues have confirmed. 

NO ONE is quite sure what a man was trying to prove by building a ridiculously large and detailed snowman.

A 10-YEAR-OLD boy has set off with his sledge for a magical day that will end in A & E with a broken ankle.

MEN all know exactly how to drive on ice but strongly disagree about how it's done, it has emerged.