Society

THE Living Wage is to be renamed to reflect a world where broadband coats £38 a month and fags are a tenner.

A MAN has received absolutely no help from the government with his plan to stop paying tax.

WOMAN are very safe in Games Workshop, it has been confirmed.

A WOMAN is celebrating after getting her first targeted internet adverts for bladder-related products.

BURNING Guy Fawkes on your bonfire is so 1600s, but which of 2017’s many hate figures should you burn instead?

A FAMILY from the south-east have swapped places with a family from Sheffield for a week in the BBC’s new twist on the survival TV formula.

LYING to friends and colleagues by claiming your commute is 20 minutes shorter than it is means you are lying to yourself, experts have confirmed.

BRITONS are to be held responsible for all their drunken boasts and failure to do so will result in criminal charges.

A FANCY car bought on finance is totally unrepresentative of the rest of its owner’s fairly crap life, it has emerged.

AN EIGHT-YEAR-OLD has woken up in a tattered skeleton outfit surrounded by Swizzels wrappers with a vague memory of being sick in a jack-o’-lantern.