Society

DRIVING a knackered old hatchback in central London now costs £21.50 a day, so everyone wants to do it.

THAT utter wanker from school is now living in Dubai, it has been confirmed.

A MUM-OF-THREE has spent the night before a planned lie in apologising to her loved ones for being 'self indulgent', sources have confirmed.

Why I, an Afro-Caribbean woman, decided to put on latex, a fatsuit, ironed bootcut M&S jeans and a crisp blue shirt to find out the truth about life among the whites.

THE giving and receiving of gifts between women is a contract that can never be broken no matter how much each party yearns for escape.

CRIME has come back into fashion in Britain, with criminals regarded as stylish and desirable role models by young people.

OXFORD University has defended its admissions policy by saying it is powerless to take black students when they have not been educated at Eton.

A CAT visited the house where he used to live only to be met with hostility.

A MAN’S actual mates have been left confused after he said his new wife is his best friend.  

A MAN who is into Buddhism has incredible difficulty explaining what it is, people have noticed.