Society

A TEN-YEAR-OLD who can beat up anyone at his school has accepted that life will not get any better than this.

A MIDDLE-aged man has caused a stir at work by donning a provocative outfit that clearly shows he is 'asking for it'.

PLANS for leaving the EU without a trade deal seem to involve living in a 14th century agrarian society, experts have noted.

THE cost of keeping a car stationary in a single spot for 48 hours apparently exceeds the cost of flying across the sea and back, it has emerged. 

A MAN who constantly tells women to smile cannot work out why they are all so moody.

A BRIDE’S pre-wedding nightmare where everything went wrong on her big day turned out to be spot on, it has been confirmed.

Remember, you don’t have to live on campus. If rent is sky-high near your London university, you can always find a much more affordable place in the Welsh valleys and commute in.

A DELIGHTFUL birthday party enjoyed by a child and his friends totally pissed on all the other kids’ shitty parties, a mother believes.

THE last bit of a sausage has been forced to watch his fellow breakfast ingredients being devoured in front of him.

GETTING ready for a night out is infinitely more fun than going out, scientists have confirmed.