Society

A RACIST grandfather has added casual misogyny to his repertoire, family members have confirmed.

A COMMUTER has finally snapped after years of rail strikes and now believes he is a train.

A PAIR of corporate lawyers are secretly delighted that their son has ignored everything they tell him about sharing his toys.

A KIND, concerned woman spends most of her time telling her friends how tired and shit they look.

TOXIC air is trendy and soon everyone in the provinces will want it, Londoners have been reassured.

A WOMAN cannot understand why her relationships with socially dysfunctional men keep ending in disaster, she has revealed.

FACEBOOK'S incessant notifications and requests have made it more demanding than a baby that has just soiled itself, experts have confirmed.

A MAN has decided against telling a builder working at his house an interesting fact about the size of England.

A PROFESSIONAL couple are studying school catchment areas in a highly strategic manner.

A COMPANY'S new recruit is really quite something when it comes to ingratiating himself with bosses, everyone has noticed.