Society

ADVENTURING archaeologist Indiana Jones is finding it impossible to navigate the Universal Credit system, he has admitted.

ARE you a very rich bastard? Here’s how to not feel guilty about it.

A COUPLE feel it is time to ‘move on’ from friendships with people who are not homeowners, they have revealed.

A PRETENTIOUS knob insists on pronouncing foreign words correctly, it has emerged.

A WOMAN is happy as a result of buying herself some nice things, she has confirmed.

A FATHER has been silent for almost a week, either in tribute to Britain’s soldiers or because he is in one of his moods.

FRIENDS of a man from Yorkshire have begged him to find at least one other subject to talk about, it has emerged.

SCIENTISTS from the south east have been surprised to learn that not everyone in the North is working class.

A MUM who ‘popped out for milk’ is secretly enjoying a half-hour weekend mini-break in her car outside Tesco.

MEN will never know the transcendent joy of removing a bra at the end of a very long day, woman have confirmed.