Society

SCUMBAG parents with no intention of buying animals have been told to stop bringing their bloody kids to Pets At Home.

A WOMAN’S latest boyfriend does not match the glowing description she gave to friends, it has emerged.

A MAN meeting his new girlfriend’s mates for the first time is unaware of the extensive knowledge they already have about him.

A NORTHERN man has shocked colleagues by expressing a preference for fancy coffee over a large mug of very strong tea.

A GROUP of teens staying at an isolated location have realised it is Friday October 13th and are resigned to their inevitable murders.

A POPULAR and inspirational English teacher puts no effort into her job whatsoever, she has admitted.

THE longtime female friend of an out and proud gay man secretly believes he will one day become straight, she has revealed.

A WOMAN has rolled her eyes at the latest Harvey Weinstein revelations and then got on with doing her job, it has been confirmed.

A WOMAN is understood to be 'really excited' about an upcoming hen weekend she believes will be 'a lot of fun'.