Society

A MAN who refuses to drink non-craft beer is having cereal for his tea again tonight, it has been revealed.

NORTHERNERS are once again being confronted with the brass bands they are supposed to enjoy in every town and shopping centre.

FRIENDS of a woman going through a personal crisis have no idea how to help her without using alcohol.

A WOMAN believes she has a gift for ‘reading’ social situations that are completely obvious to everyone, she has revealed.

ANYONE struggling to buy a house has been advised to give the whole nightmare as wide a berth as possible.

A CAT and a dog have been united by their shared hatred of the Hoover.

A 45-YEAR-OLD 'steampunk' cannot understand why his friends no longer seem as committed to Victorian-themed sci-fi roleplay.

THE Conservatives have jumped eight points in the polls after tackling the crucial issue of 25-to-30-year-olds’ daytime train fares.

A WOMAN struggling to dunk a biscuit has finally defeated it with a bigger mug.

A BOSS has explained his non-sexist approach to a female worker while staring directly at her chest.