Society

A HOMELESS man has confirmed that the brief conversation he had with a well-meaning student will be on Facebook within the hour.  

A COUPLE who made a large profit on their house have realised they now need to buy another one that is equally expensive.

A CYCLIST who considers himself a warrior of the road announces his presence with the sound of a Disney fairy’s magic wand.

A GROUP of freshers from around the UK are amazed at the many regional words they have for bread buns, baps, rolls or muffins.

SCIENTISTS have confirmed that anyone who refers to themselves as ‘a bit of a bad boy' is a prick.

A BABY born well after the turn of the millennium is old enough to drive a fucking car, it has emerged.

A POSH family has been left devastated by a bad review from their latest Airbnb host.

A HEARTFELT Facebook status update has been quickly scanned to see if the poster was saying anything important or just after a bit of attention.

PEOPLE who make a point of drinking out of wine glasses the size of fish bowls are the smuggest bastards of all, it has been confirmed.

A MAN owns an extra car that he claims to drive for ‘fun’, it has emerged.