Society

FRIENDS of a woman going through a personal crisis have no idea how to help her without using alcohol.

A WOMAN believes she has a gift for ‘reading’ social situations that are completely obvious to everyone, she has revealed.

ANYONE struggling to buy a house has been advised to give the whole nightmare as wide a berth as possible.

A CAT and a dog have been united by their shared hatred of the Hoover.

A 45-YEAR-OLD 'steampunk' cannot understand why his friends no longer seem as committed to Victorian-themed sci-fi roleplay.

THE Conservatives have jumped eight points in the polls after tackling the crucial issue of 25-to-30-year-olds’ daytime train fares.

A WOMAN struggling to dunk a biscuit has finally defeated it with a bigger mug.

A BOSS has explained his non-sexist approach to a female worker while staring directly at her chest.

AN OLD bearded man, who was around in the 60s but didn’t do any murders, has died.

A SUCCESSFUL couple have put it all down to luck while also not wanting you to believe that.