Society

A FATHER refers to women's breasts as ‘knockers’, it has emerged.

HOMELESSNESS is an exciting lifestyle choice and nothing to do with cutting benefits, the government has claimed.

A LIBERAL man is unable to discuss any writers, musicians or historical figures born before 1970 without mentioning that they were racist.

A MIDDLE-CLASS family has got some chickens as part of their ongoing commitment to showing off.

PLANS to increase pay in the public sector have prompted outraged Daily Mail readers to organise a demonstration in London.

WEATHER is no longer a safe topic for small talk in social situations, experts have confirmed.

A MAN in his mid-thirties is enjoying his final day of flirting without it just being creepy.

PEOPLE lucky enough not to have children are now taking their significantly cheaper and quieter off-season breaks, they have confirmed. 

SOMEONE has brought a sodding dog into the office, according to numerous reports.

A MAN has taken formal ownership of his girlfriend by buying her an expensive bracelet.