Society

THE giving and receiving of gifts between women is a contract that can never be broken no matter how much each party yearns for escape.

CRIME has come back into fashion in Britain, with criminals regarded as stylish and desirable role models by young people.

OXFORD University has defended its admissions policy by saying it is powerless to take black students when they have not been educated at Eton.

A CAT visited the house where he used to live only to be met with hostility.

A MAN’S actual mates have been left confused after he said his new wife is his best friend.  

A MAN who is into Buddhism has incredible difficulty explaining what it is, people have noticed.

SCUMBAG parents with no intention of buying animals have been told to stop bringing their bloody kids to Pets At Home.

A WOMAN’S latest boyfriend does not match the glowing description she gave to friends, it has emerged.

A MAN meeting his new girlfriend’s mates for the first time is unaware of the extensive knowledge they already have about him.