Society

TOXIC air is trendy and soon everyone in the provinces will want it, Londoners have been reassured.

A WOMAN cannot understand why her relationships with socially dysfunctional men keep ending in disaster, she has revealed.

FACEBOOK'S incessant notifications and requests have made it more demanding than a baby that has just soiled itself, experts have confirmed.

A MAN has decided against telling a builder working at his house an interesting fact about the size of England.

A PROFESSIONAL couple are studying school catchment areas in a highly strategic manner.

A COMPANY'S new recruit is really quite something when it comes to ingratiating himself with bosses, everyone has noticed.

A HOMELESS man has confirmed that the brief conversation he had with a well-meaning student will be on Facebook within the hour.  

A COUPLE who made a large profit on their house have realised they now need to buy another one that is equally expensive.

A CYCLIST who considers himself a warrior of the road announces his presence with the sound of a Disney fairy’s magic wand.

A GROUP of freshers from around the UK are amazed at the many regional words they have for bread buns, baps, rolls or muffins.