Society

A TEENAGER has aroused the suspicion of his parents after emerging from his bedroom in an uncharacteristically good mood.

A WOMAN who assumes her colleague has a melon for a brain has asked her if she is looking forward to the Royal Weddings.

BOYFRIENDS are more than happy to sleep without a duvet and enjoy being absolutely freezing every night, it has been confirmed.

A MAN who constantly posts his opinions on the internet does not seem to realise his spelling undermines his credibility.

PARENTS are urging their children to learn difficult hobbies so they can laugh at their pathetic efforts, it has emerged.

A WOMAN who drives a large 4x4 cannot believe there are so many inconsiderate people using the roads at the same time as her.

TWO men have sharply rebuked each other for enjoying a sexist joke with what appeared to be a high five.  

THE odour of high-strength cannabis on a local bus was especially pungent this morning, it has been confirmed.

A MIDDLE aged father of three has managed to sing along incorrectly to every line of a song on the car radio.