Society

A NON-WEIRD driving instructor  has been discovered in the UK.

A PROFESSIONAL Northerner's credibility is in tatters after he was caught drinking wine.

A TEENAGER is so talented that going to university would be a waste of time for him, he has announced.

MOST people just want to write 'so?’ underneath every status update they see on Facebook, it has been confirmed.

THESE girls are whispering about you, it has been claimed.

FRIENDS of an expectant couple are unsure how to tell them that all their baby names are utterly absurd.

A BASTARD cat has shown up his owner by refusing to do that adorable thing he does every day.

A STUDENT who received top A-Level results plans to work them into every conversation she has for the rest of her life.

A COUPLE are working hard on their shocked faces in preparation for their son’s inevitably shitty A-level results.

WHITE supremacists are ‘commemorating the past’ by refusing to leave their parents’ basements.