Society

A NORTHERN man has shocked colleagues by expressing a preference for fancy coffee over a large mug of very strong tea.

A GROUP of teens staying at an isolated location have realised it is Friday October 13th and are resigned to their inevitable murders.

A POPULAR and inspirational English teacher puts no effort into her job whatsoever, she has admitted.

THE longtime female friend of an out and proud gay man secretly believes he will one day become straight, she has revealed.

A WOMAN has rolled her eyes at the latest Harvey Weinstein revelations and then got on with doing her job, it has been confirmed.

A WOMAN is understood to be 'really excited' about an upcoming hen weekend she believes will be 'a lot of fun'.

A TEN-YEAR-OLD who can beat up anyone at his school has accepted that life will not get any better than this.

A MIDDLE-aged man has caused a stir at work by donning a provocative outfit that clearly shows he is 'asking for it'.

PLANS for leaving the EU without a trade deal seem to involve living in a 14th century agrarian society, experts have noted.

THE cost of keeping a car stationary in a single spot for 48 hours apparently exceeds the cost of flying across the sea and back, it has emerged.