Society

A COAT hanger from Marks & Spencer is distraught after it was used to unblock a toilet.  

MODERN train seats have been made purposefully hard and uncomfortable so that arriving in the office seems like an escape from hell.

NOT all millennials are dreadful arseholes, one of them has insisted.

A MOTHER and father are being tormented by the bone-chilling artwork created by their youngest child.

DAVID Davis has insisted that Brexit will not be a 'Mad Max dystopia' in the clearest sign yet that it will be exactly that.  

A MAN has confirmed that he is still hoping to give up not having sex with anyone for Lent.

A PRIVATELY educated lawyer keeps referring to his partner as ‘the missus’ as if he were a Cockney cab driver.

A NORTHERN man on holiday thinks that ill feeling about the English does not apply to him

A MAN who has never donated money to charity has been proven right by the Oxfam sex scandal, he has confirmed.

A MAN who assumed a magical fairy had been changing the toilet roll was stunned to discover she does not exist.