Society

A MAN owns an extra car that he claims to drive for ‘fun’, it has emerged.

TWO stoned guys have concluded there probably is some sort of God out there but that all religions are nonsense.

A FRIEND who has a stable marriage, two happy children, a fulfilling high-earning career, a big house and an expensive car believes it makes him superior to you.

A MATURE student returning to university to take a second degree is already loathed by his fellow students and tutors alike, they have confirmed.

LEADERS of the Year Nine rebel insurgency have announced significant gains in its war against a keen new teacher.

A MILLENNIAL man is the envy of his peers after revealing he has an incredible 30 per cent of his monthly income left after paying his rent.

A WOMAN dating three different men simultaneously is finding it an organisational nightmare, she has confirmed.

EXPERTS cannot work out why anyone would buy a small, expensive bottle of beer in a pub.

A COUPLE who have chosen Disneyland Paris as their wedding venue are probably not prepared for the reality of actual marriage, friends have agreed.  

A FEEBLE loser has announced plans to run a pathetic 13 miles to derision from his friends, family and colleagues.