Society

TWO stoned guys have concluded there probably is some sort of God out there but that all religions are nonsense.

A FRIEND who has a stable marriage, two happy children, a fulfilling high-earning career, a big house and an expensive car believes it makes him superior to you.

A MATURE student returning to university to take a second degree is already loathed by his fellow students and tutors alike, they have confirmed.

LEADERS of the Year Nine rebel insurgency have announced significant gains in its war against a keen new teacher.

A MILLENNIAL man is the envy of his peers after revealing he has an incredible 30 per cent of his monthly income left after paying his rent.

A WOMAN dating three different men simultaneously is finding it an organisational nightmare, she has confirmed.

EXPERTS cannot work out why anyone would buy a small, expensive bottle of beer in a pub.

A COUPLE who have chosen Disneyland Paris as their wedding venue are probably not prepared for the reality of actual marriage, friends have agreed.  

A FEEBLE loser has announced plans to run a pathetic 13 miles to derision from his friends, family and colleagues.

CENTER Parcs is heaven for people who voted Leave, it has been confirmed.