Society

SIMPLY throwing all Christmas cards into the bin unopened could save you up to four hours this Christmas, it has been claimed.

A GANG of six-year-old atheists is plotting to sabotage a school nativity play with a foul-mouthed attack on religion.

A CAT has been left humiliated after he defecated in his owner’s garden but was unable to bury it.

A GUARDIAN-LOVING family has made a snow individual who is not constrained by gender boundaries.

MEN are split over where a full embrace is really an appropriate way to greet other males.

A MAN’S difficult journey through snow and ice to work has already taken on all the epic qualities of a Viking saga, colleagues have confirmed. 

NO ONE is quite sure what a man was trying to prove by building a ridiculously large and detailed snowman.

A 10-YEAR-OLD boy has set off with his sledge for a magical day that will end in A & E with a broken ankle.

MEN all know exactly how to drive on ice but strongly disagree about how it's done, it has emerged.

A WOMAN angry that none of her relationships ever work has failed to take into account that she comprises 50 per cent of them.