Society

A MAN’S difficult journey through snow and ice to work has already taken on all the epic qualities of a Viking saga, colleagues have confirmed. 

NO ONE is quite sure what a man was trying to prove by building a ridiculously large and detailed snowman.

A 10-YEAR-OLD boy has set off with his sledge for a magical day that will end in A & E with a broken ankle.

MEN all know exactly how to drive on ice but strongly disagree about how it's done, it has emerged.

A WOMAN angry that none of her relationships ever work has failed to take into account that she comprises 50 per cent of them.

PLANS for Brexit have been put on hold after everyone involved realised that borders are a meaningless concept that exists only in our minds.

THE British public has told the Conservative party not to dick them about with a leadership contest, election or some other bullshit when it is nearly Christmas. 

A FIRST date was going absolutely brilliantly until he only went and ordered the f**king cheese board, a woman has confirmed. 

BUILDERS renovating a wealthy couple’s large Cotswolds home do not realise they are unpaid interns, it has emerged.

EVERY airport is currently holding a competition to find the most obnoxious bastard in the world, it has emerged.