Society

PEOPLE who identify as optimists are 100 percent more likely to be unbearable company, a study has shown.

THE government has given its backing to the multi-million pound 'North London Powerhouse'.

BRITISH children have begun talks on how to destroy any sense of peace and relaxation on their family holiday.

A MAN is furious after his girlfriend ignored his decree on asking a stranger for directions to their hotel.

A WOMAN has finally received the appreciation she was craving after a man on Facebook told her she was good at writing.

A NEW mum and a pothead have bonded over having red eyes and feeling divorced from reality, it has emerged.

A PASSENGER has been refused boarding to her flight to Malta because she has not bought enough perfume, sunglasses or Toblerones.

TWO idealistic parents have reneged on their pledge to raise their child without screens after 78 seconds of spirited resistance.

TWO children have agreed that they pick up all the most useful phrases when Daddy is driving them to school.

A COUPLE have admitted they may have too much spare cash after deciding to refurbish their shower room for the third time in 10 years.