Society

BRITAIN was cheered yesterday as a man on a skateboard fell hard on his face while trying to ‘ollie’ up a kerb.

TWO shoppers have become trapped in the doorway of their local Waitrose with both insisting the other goes through first.

ADULTS who think it is quirky and fun to use words like ‘sleeps’ and ‘holibobs’ have been told to just stop it.

A MAN is trying to find the courage to urinate between two strangers.

ANY riots caused by Brexit being cancelled or watered down would be extremely poor quality, experts believe.

A PREGNANT woman who is planning to have a 'baby shower' has been reminded this is not America and it is therefore bullshit.

A MAN is so full of himself he believes he deserves a party to celebrate his 45th birthday.

A PUBLIC relations executive keeps telling people she is somehow 'working class', it has emerged.

YOUNG Britons unable to get on the property ladder are living in their parents’ glass-fronted display cabinets.

A STATUE of Margaret Thatcher is to be erected then immediately pulled down and destroyed by a cheering crowd.