Society

A LARGE bell in central London has caused uproar among the usual dicks.

A GROUP of women are being forced to act as 'maids' to a power-mad lunatic.

BUS passengers have been speculating on a breach of protocol after two bus drivers failed to wave to each other.

AN old man who has been drinking in the same pub for years still refuses to say hello to fellow patrons, it has been confirmed.

A COUPLE with vague socialist ideas and a fondness for gloomy crime dramas think they are actually becoming Swedish.

A FACEBOOK user has written a passionate rant against the evils of materialism on his brand new iPhone.

MEN who like to rev ear-splitting motorcycles at night are arseholes in other ways as well, research has found.

SPEAKING as a cat, I find the term 'pet' highly problematic.

SCOTTISH teenagers are receiving the results of their bizarre and unnatural 'Higher' exams.  

A MAN has received a special medal for not being especially attracted to thin women.