Society

A FOUR-YEAR-OLD who wanted a pet has been bought a goldfish as a stop-gap measure.

A VISIBLY moved pensioner has welcomed Britain’s new-found tolerance of bigoted attitudes.  

EVERYONE loves pubbing and clubbing at the weekend, but are you doing it in a way that causes maximum aggravation for fellow revellers? Follow our guide.

PEOPLE who booked Friday off work are cackling like maniacs at the success of their scheme.

A FAMILY of two adults and three small children are regretting putting all household decisions to a simple majority vote.

A WOMAN who was asked for a light but did not have one now feels like an utter failure, she has confirmed.

A WOMAN who could work at home rents a desk in a building full of strangers instead, it has emerged.

A MAN has decided he dances with both flair and skill.

A COMMON couple are celebrating the birth of their third child.

THE annual conflict over what temperature the air conditioning should be set at has begun in offices across Britain.