Society

A NORTHERN Dad has pretended he forgot that his son asked for a glass of red wine in their local pub and just bought him a pint instead.

YOU are never more than six feet away from a bloke called Dave, researchers have discovered.

ONE of the most fantastic things about getting old is being spoken to like a child, pensioners have confirmed.

A COAT hanger from Marks & Spencer is distraught after it was used to unblock a toilet.  

MODERN train seats have been made purposefully hard and uncomfortable so that arriving in the office seems like an escape from hell.

NOT all millennials are dreadful arseholes, one of them has insisted.

A MOTHER and father are being tormented by the bone-chilling artwork created by their youngest child.

DAVID Davis has insisted that Brexit will not be a 'Mad Max dystopia' in the clearest sign yet that it will be exactly that.  

A MAN has confirmed that he is still hoping to give up not having sex with anyone for Lent.

A PRIVATELY educated lawyer keeps referring to his partner as ‘the missus’ as if he were a Cockney cab driver.