Society

A PASSENGER on a busy train is acting like her bags are not on the seat next to her.

A WOMAN set a new record today by not hearing anyone say ‘Brexit’ for almost two hours after waking.

A MAN who opened divorce proceedings against his wife yesterday is looking around his bare flat wondering why he feels no different.

A GOOD-HEARTED attempted to befriend a widely ignored co-worker has backfired, it has emerged.

YOUR holiday to Rome is under threat from a colleague who went there last year and has far too many tips for you.

CHILDREN will be allowed to travel abroad during term time as long as they bring back booze and fags for teachers.

A WOMAN'S excitement at eating a Creme Egg is visibly turning to remorse.

A MAN who has benefited from constantly rising property prices somehow believes it is due to his excellent business skills.

A WOMAN’S clothes have entered their fifth day trapped in the washing machine with no escape in sight.

THE British class system has been broken down to two types of people, those who say ketchup and those who say red sauce, it has emerged.