Society

A MUM with passive aggressive tendencies has become a nan who will constantly judge her daughter's parenting.

A GROUP talking and laughing in a restaurant is making everyone else's meal a living hell, it has emerged.

A MAN believes his job is secure, it has emerged.

A GRANDMOTHER couldn't resist re-folding crumpled t-shirts during a visit to HMV, it has emerged.

A COUPLE are helping their children become annoying property-obsessed twats just like themselves, they have revealed.

A MAN with a large 4x4 and a Koi carp pond in his garden has insisted that paying a penny more in tax will cripple him.

A 37- YEAR-OLD man with a mortgage and a child on the way is still telling people what he wants to do when he grows up.

PEOPLE claiming benefits are to face sanctions if they do not appear in a Channel 5 documentary about unemployed people.

A NEW carpet has given a family dog a fresh sense of purpose in life, it has emerged.

UNWILLING Gloucestershire residents have been made to chase a wheel of cheese down a hill by Londoners wanting to see authentic rural life.