Society

A LOVING son spent an entire morning googling coupon codes to get money off a bunch of flowers for his mum, it has emerged.

A FATHER attempting to get his daughters into Catholic school told the admissions board that the Pope is 'fucking ace'.

ALL THE mothers at the school gate are horrendously competitive about their children’s progress, according to a mother who can think of nothing else.

A WOMAN is struggling to work out which of the unfamiliar smiling faces on her Facebook page she is supposed to recognise.

A LUCKY bastard of a schoolkid has got art this morning, then drama and then he's got history after lunch.

THE first class sections of regional trains do not feature the opulent luxury and fine dining experiences of the Orient Express, a man has found.

LONDON is today in the grip of normality, with millions having their breakfast then going to work.

GOOGLE has introduced a new tool for users who keep doing searches about whether their partner is really 'the one'.

AN IRISHMAN working in the UK is praying colleagues will end an embarrassingly ill-informed chat about Ireland, it has emerged.

A MAN who keeps saying he sees himself as European is rapidly becoming very annoying, everyone has decided.