Society

A WOMAN has discovered she is not all that popular after moving to a part of London that is quite hard to travel to.

MINISTERS have confirmed plans to build affordable shithole houses across the UK.

A MAN has given workmates a glimpse of his wild side by discussing a tattoo that he will never get.

A BOY from Year 8 has won a fight with a boy two years his senior, it has been confirmed.

A MAN who decided to stay in has missed the greatest night out in the history of nights out, it has emerged.

A GROWN-UP woman has admitted she is paying to learn how to do handstands.

PLACES that sell 'street food' do not have 'street prices', it has been confirmed.

AN 79-YEAR-OLD in Tesco’s reduced section will end you if you get between her and a 10p pack of sausage rolls, she has confirmed.

THE last remaining all-in-one adult garment in the UK has been blown to smithereens in front of a cheering crowd.

A GROUP of American tourists claims everything they have seen in Swindon is magical like the world of Harry Potter.