Society

A GROUP of middle-aged dads are to spend an evening remembering just how off their tits they got in their younger years.

FAMILIES who take term-time holidays risk a fine if they show off about it on social media, it has been confirmed.

A MAN who wants to return to pre-decimal currency after Brexit is too thick to understand the confusing system, it has emerged.

PEOPLE who prefer to avoid children are concerned that they will be absolutely everywhere next week.

A WOMAN offended at Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi advert has sworn to boycott the drink until the moment it becomes inconvenient.

A WORKER studying for a pointless management qualification thinks it is genuinely educational, he has revealed.

37-YEAR-OLD Waitrose shopper Emma Bradford is struggling to cope after the supermarket cut her hot drink benefits, she has revealed.

CHOCOLATE maker Cadbury has ignored the biblical story of Jesus getting a Wispa egg off a rabbit, it has been claimed.

A MAN who believes his flat is quite clean is incorrect, it has emerged.

A HOUSE full of love-themed trinkets is actually a horrible place to spend time, guests have confirmed.